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 TSC Star Member The Coyote
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Bio: Have you ever wanted to tell that obnoxious customer that they are wrong? Or revoke the right to ever use a computer again from a particularly stupid user?
Well...sadly, you can't.
But I can.
I am your voice, your outrage and your vengence. I am The Coyote, and I prowl the dark alley ways of retardation to bring you your revenge.
I am Coyote - I am.... THE TECH AVENGER!
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Read your story, it is KILLER! -hkypipe
Your latest story posted made me laugh so hard - THANK YOU! -BorderlineMad
You are my hero. Loved your rules! -Mushroom
Thank you, I aim to please. I'm so glad I found this site, I might actually survive this job now... -hkypipe
Wow, I thought I was bad as a retail tech, but you make us all look like sissies. Loves your stories/rules/etc. If every retail tech was like you, we wouldn't become corporate slaves! -Paulie402
Oh god. I was literally crying from laughing so hard at the Hare-Lipped Horror. My roommate had to keep reminding me to breath. Thank you (although you definitely have my sympathies). -Hastur
Your writing style Absolutuly rocks! keep on with the storys!
-Shoefly
Greetings, fellow geek :-) -NetGuru
Saving 'souls' from the Evil Empire! Three and Counting! -MadJack
And if you throw your glass eye at me while spitting out your dentures...just..damn. I'll scream.. or something." THAT's good. I'm still laughing. (Then, again, I CAN keep mine in....). Kudos. -MadJack
It is with great sadness that we bid him farewell and release him to the world of Cable Call-Centers. We hope that he will continue to treat the customers as they deserve ;-) and if you don't keep sending us stories we will....be unhappy!
Good Luck Coyote...I'll miss you. -NetGuru
I can't believe you wrote about me... Excuse me!! I believe you have my productivity!?!?!?!?!?! -wease
Wiley,
I was pretty surprised myself to see it all go in in one post. Can't rightly say why, but I have an embryo of a theory that I haven't had time to test yet. A friend of mine sent that to me. I used the copy/paste function instead of entry via the keyboard to post it here. This was the first time I tried it that way, and viola! The email client I copied it from was OE for Mac 9.1 -dobbin
thanks for the email coyote, it was great! -purpledaisy
Coyote, you still have something waiting here for you to pick up from your old stomping ground. -Ceibo -Ceibo
The Coyote has run free... No longer a lowly TSR! send me an e-mail sometime from your dirt-slow dial up connection
jwiedenbeck@adelphia.net -wease
Hey, Coyote! How can I get ahold of you? See if you have a pulse? Check in, Bud! -obie099
hey bitch, wondering how the gomment treating you. hit me back, mgrzechowiak@hotmail.com, in case you haven't figured it out it's mark, who you left alone, in hell!!!! -markhateshisjob
oberon099@hotmail.com, Bitch -obie099
Coyote, I thought it was just me gettin' grief over the word 'frellin'. It's a nice way to stay out of trouble, and yet get your true meaning across... -hkypipe
Hey Coyote, before I forget. Welcome to my world of phone support. -Ceibo
wassup coyote. -MrWildman
find my tsc member name and email me. -MrWildman
Coyote - how u doin'? email me man... -hkypipe
How was Dayton, Bro. Not as much fun with out the RoadRunner huh. -RoadRunner
Going to put floor on Monday after work. If you got time you can use the power tools. LOL -RoadRunner
Welcome back to humanity! I'm still out here somewhere... -Mushroom
i'm fairly new around here, so when i read a couple of your posts over the past few days, i decided that i need to go back and read all your stuff. i can honestly say, with all sincerity, that i hate you. don't get me wrong, it's the good hate. i laughed so hard at most of your posts it hurt. my eyes are just now clearing up enough to send this to you, and i finished an hour ago. You truely do have a talant for telling the story, a tallant to match Dave Berry, and the miniacal sense of Simon Travaglia. I bow down to you and simply state..."I'M NOT WORTHY!!!" -wolfprince
Hi! People are askin' where you've gone? Do we smell bad? <grin> Hope all is well -CTYankee
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I vote you to be KING!!-------- -SFStrangler
Hi, Coyote! There are several people here wondering where you've been. (me included) If you get this message, please drop a line and let us know how you've been. We miss you and your posts! :) -rokitt
Welcome back Coyote. Guess you've noticed that some of us around have been missing you and your great stories. Kepp 'em coming. -K1W1
Coyote, Never actually played EQ. Why do you ask? -DreadPirate
congrats on the star, very entertaining posts. -rhiannon
Welcome back. Nice star, can I safely guess that this means you'll be sticking around for a while? Hope so, you've been missed. -wolfprince
Coyote, my dear, you are truely the Bill Hicks of TSC *blows kisses* -CommanderData
Consider it a bribe <g> -Anon
Welcome back love the way that star looks on ya bud. -THETECHFROMHELL
Damn, it's good to have you posting again!!! As you can see, your legend has grown... -hkypipe
Welcome back and congrats on the star. -Rabbitt
Welcome back! We've missed you and about twice a year someone says "What happened to Coyote?" :) -Mushroom
Um, Coyote, Hawk doesn't limit your post length. Internet Explorer does. If you want long posts, get another (read: real) browser. (Now that I think about it, there was one member who had some sort of proxy that was limiting their post length. If you aren't using IE, and still having your posts limited, that may be the problem.) -ThirdOfFive
I need a copy of that Keystroke panic software Please!!! -JoeLugian
French Vernilla, huh? - Boy, his parents must have been on something... *grin* -teivrann
"If not, his underwear fit nicely." - I see you still have it, my friend! You knew me by another nick, glad to see you posting again.... -PTSTech
Naked people wearing antlers and young nubile sisters running around in tight shirts fighting demons... makes me wanna embrace the beliefs of my ancestors(lately ive been finding pagan beliefs more crediible than modern religious beliefs) -RandalGraves
Good to live some of the old stories again. Will never forget the white 'shroom cloud -Ceibo
Hey, maybe add just one sentence to your post? "I am the Trickster." If you like it, go ahead, if not...think it fits your nick, if no one gets it, oh well, right? -halfstarfish
Ok I can see the Celene Dion thing, but do you really have something against ice-skatin', beer drinking, and hockey playing? -RandalGraves
I had to copy and past your **note** into Word so I could read it! That was completely evil! Make me think I have a speck on my precious laptop screen! ;) -ITNaziChick
OH, mighty trickster...*presents coffee* In CD Rammed...is cubicle 2 occupided by the Who with the Whooters? *big evil grin* -halfstarfish
I do truly admire your writing style. Shame my photos and your story couldn't have been woven together. Maybe next time I come up with some photos we could collaborate. :-) -Rabbitt
You should start your own weekly column or something, pure genious! keep it up -NOFXfan
Hey Coyote, I was (again) re-reading your stories of the past, and now I can't giggling... Maybe I shouldn't read them here at work, but oh please, keep 'em coming!!!!!! :) -taieena
You are very gifted as a writer,I enjoy all that you write here, thanks for the laughs :) -THETECHFROMHELL
"He takes off like a donut stuffed lightning bolt in a cloud of powdered sugar" - another instant Coyote classic! -PTSTech
"and some dogs are better than most people." I love you. -CommanderData
Your response to EagleEye's post on the Soapbox is just another reason you rule, Coyote. -Magikcat
Please, I've got to know how you: 1) Sent the pop-up box messages and 2) Blanked the screens. What utility/app did you use? I'm guessing Netsend for the pop-up but what for the other? -JoeLugian
I don't want to bother you too much, but there is a guy over at another board I frequent claiming to be you, and he is posting your stuff: http://forums.augustachronicle.com/cgi-bin/bb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=004730 -Marlow
when you LART the little wannabe you'll post the full details for us right? -rhiannon
Wow, the guy who's ripping you off has been pretty thorough! And not only is our site protected by copyright, so is the one he's one, including the bit about not posting other people's work as one's own. He's violated the TOS on both sites. -Tekkie
having just been brought up to speed on the whole id theft a very old saying springs to mind "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" though still say find them and make em your bitch!!! -starfishmagnet
congrats on the new star, happy to see that your big butt posted today, glad to see you come back even though you are busier -NOFXfan
Welcome back to the galexy. -THETECHFROMHELL
Hey! Missed you and your butt! PM me, I have to ask you something, stud ;) <333 But seriously, I miss you! -TranceGemini
HEY!!! You are alive, good good. WB -RandalGraves
Coyote, the Other White Meat -THETECHFROMHELL
Hey, Coyote, where ya been? we miss ya! -JoeLugian
*many hugs* Hope things are going well for you - I miss your stories! -Parilla
*many hugs* Hope things are going well for you - I miss your stories! -Parilla
*many hugs* Hope things are going well for you - I miss your stories! -Parilla
Ahh! Sorry for that!...er...and sorry for this one too. -Parilla
Where are you???? -THETECHFROMHELL
Right, now look at me when I'm talking to you! Coyotes are supposed to have BIG BUTTS, not that pathetic excuse for a butt you've been displaying of late. Now your butt's the correct size, you can make your excellent tales look a tad better. ;-) -StarsRus
Glad to see you back in the neighborhood again...nothing like a Coyote story! -PTSTech
Welcome back! -concept14
Rehi :) -Spyder19
Wow .... that is one fat ass! Please write another story soon :) -THETECHFROMHELL
Has Herman's extended family come for its Vengeance yet? -RandalGraves
COYOTE!!! -TranceGemini
I had to. http://timelady.com/blog/2008/01/25/whenever-the-pressure-of-our-complex-city-life-thins-my-blood-and-numbs-my-brain-i-seek-relief-in-the-trail/ -timelady
I told you I don't drink scotch, but, I see yer willing to drink tequila... Don't worry, I only drink the good stuff ;)Maybe the state fair this year ? -Spyder19
You killed Herman!!!! My other half sent me the link to your story, I just had to go and read the rest of them on the page. Gotta say and even though I am a woman and I learned all of the "looks" from my mom. Nice boobie pics. One question I have is since Valentines day is 13 days away you going to post shopping tips for the guys for that day, and don't forget to do a birthday present shopping for the wife or girlfriend thing too. Now if you will excuse me I think it's time to give Olorin the "look" that says I am going to kick you in the nads if you don't get off the computer and pay attention to me . I think thats what he took a day off from work for. Not that he ever really stops working. I swear I'm going to have to drag him to the altar and hammer railroad spikes in his feet and super glue his laptop shut on our wedding day, or hes going to use a vb script and the narrator program to recite his wedding vows. Sigh anywho I just wanted to say your funny. -imawitch
I have to write a piece for a fiction class. Would it be alright if I completely bit your style and tried something humorous? -Parilla
I have to write a piece for a fiction class. Would it be alright if I completely bit your style and tried something humorous? -Parilla
....by which I mean, shamelessly copy your tone and voice and all that, while providing my own, original story and characters. Homage, not imitation. -Parilla
DUDE please let me know when you publish the first book I can't wait to read it as you are truley a gifted writer, I will always look forward to reading your works:) -THETECHFROMHELL
Hmmm.... nice arse. ;-) -Gromit
amazing story of the bat -pencil
New pic for you : http://www.b3tards.com/u/b67dc41c7a0693eaf4c2/call_of_the_wile.jpg - B3ta's replace a movie title by 1 letter. -Necros
When are you going to write a new hilarious tech story? I need my Coyote fix!! -THETECHFROMHELL
Welcome back! I may need to borrow the Keyboard of Doom - think it would violate any laws to ship it across state lines? ;-) -Divinar
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