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TSC Star Member Tekkie
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Bio: I'm the only tech for a company with locations in 4 states. In fact, my whole career has been the only tech for whole companies. I think I'm detecting a pattern...
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my only guess for that company would be Charter Communications (Cable/Internet)... how close was I? -catman1229
LOL - I KNOW! I don't dare take my shoes off at the beach :( -Hellion
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sitcom/top100/citizensmith_1299000622.shtml Not quite the Tooting u envisaged!!!! LOL -Digital Dogcow
Yeah, definitely gets tiring having to prove your worth in tech as a female! *nod* And yup, that's me on the profile. Y'know, we should start a sisterhood of TSC or something...enough of us here are female and techin' it but good! :) -snowcrash
Okaaaay before you two girls go all " Lorena Bobbit " on us Y chromosome techs, check my comment on Snow's whiteboard. -Digital Dogcow
All I'd like a sisterhood of techs for is: 1.) Complaining about users who don't get that women are, in fact, competent human beings--which means we couldn't possibly bash the Dogcow. He's never been sexist around me, anyway. 2.) A good excuse to throw parties that involve the good china and the nice silverware (paper and plastic, anyone?). ;) I'm amazed TSC doesn't have more sexist males. Want to help with the Digital Dogcow fanclub? CD is member #1, I'm member #2, and you can be member #3. Or I can give you card #2 and take card #3. :) -snowcrash
Re: lack of sexist techs on TSC.....I can't speak for everyone here, but I've found in this line of work it ain't about what or who you are, its about what you can do. Tech support is a level playing field as far as sexes are concerned....go the sisterhood of TSC! -lineswine
Oh Tekkie, that saddens me - I was referring to the attitudes of your fellow techies. If this isn't so, at least take heart that the majority of TSC'ers know the score. <Gives Tekkie a hug> -lineswine
Hi Tekkie, I'm not sure what SEU is , but I've come across Synon...are they anything to do with each other? (Not my field, just got a mate who has dealt with RPG III, Maypix, & Synon2. -lineswine
OOPS, I guess I need to update my user profile. I'm not in the band any longer. Work schedule prohibits me making practice and gigs. -DragonXIII
I know that if you reinstall the oem xp install, all the drivers are in C:\windows\system32\drivers folder, sometimes the xp drivers for our system will work for other OS's, after you have that folder, reinstall 98 -Smith
Hi Tekkie, if you still want to see my piccy, I've posted the link to webshots (where I keep my picture) as my homepage in my profile. I hope you forgive the goofy grin on my face! -lineswine
I know the Indians didnt take our jobs, that we GAVE them our jobs. But I hate having to call in to a # that supports english speaking people and having to spend time figuring out what the hell the are talking about....The french thing WAS totally unTSC material. The Indians at least have a bearing on computers/tech support but I digress.....Im going to go eat some brownies. -burrkiss
Just wanted to say thanks for sticking up for me the other day re: political post. Thinking of taking a short LOA from here, though. Maybe it's time to figure out what I am, since I'm not a "real" tech. But thanks again. -snowcrash
Awwww - nice pic of your cat - Burmese? Any up to date pics of you available? -lineswine
I don't know if your ex knew mine or not, but if you caught him red-handed in one affair, confronted him and gave him a second chance, and then you caught him red-handed again 6 months later, they might have been twins separated at birth. >:{ -RiffRaff
Thanks for the warm welcome! I look forward to posting! -CWPowerTech
Hi Cyn, I've posted a picture Annie (a.k.a LadyLineswine) in the same place as my piccy. -lineswine
Thanks for the kind welcome! -CarbonTetra
$5M / 1,100 Macs = $4,545,454.55 each. Do not compute, do not compute, do not compute, -RTFM
Hey, my names Phil :( -Hellion
Hey, long time no something or other! :) My fault totally, seeing as I'm letting life get crazy on me. Hope all's well! -snowcrash
OK- I get it now. I clicked on you web page and saw the pic. I like! -LaserGuru
Aww, sweet - thanks for calling me charismatic :) *double-checks the dictionary just to be sure* :P -teivrann
Thanks for the feedback. I was trying not to sound like a whiney Luser. Sometimes I don't have time to read all the stories so it's frustrating to find posts in the wrong place. -K1W1
Tekkie, I'm sorry I went off on you. Will you forgive me? I had a bad day! -billybien
billybien, we all have bad days; that's why we love TSC! Welcome back--I've missed your posts! -Tekkie
Tekkie, no, I'm not a ghost programmer -- alas I don't know enough PHP (yet!) to even be able to poke at this web site coherently. (Actually, I'm in awe of it -- there's a MySQL database, an Apache web server, and PHPBB running on what I seem to recall is a single P-1 150 machine...) I just posted some stuff on the bulletin board, is all. -chazz
People have, but I made a tiny misstake, and Whosh - Gone! As I say, Shit happens, but why whine? Life goes on... :D -Dr Jerkyl
What town do you live in? I'm right around the Jainsville - Madison area. -Zaxtan
Tekkie, Sorry I didnt mean to copy your nick. I hope you dont think I did. :( -TekkieGrl
Tekkie, Unfortunately, there's no words that I can find for "you're welcome". In fact, I'm surprised that you found words for "thank you", so, I'll just say it here, you're welcome. In fact, RiffRaff gave me some other startup and shutdown screens that I'd like to share with you. Go back to my dl page, and get them if you want... -Spyder19
smtp = "Spank My Tushy Pink" ?!? - keep that up and you'll get the rest of us excited. -omegawolf
" Oh, wait, that was "Dear Jerk." !!!!! LOL, girl's still got it :D -Digital Dogcow
*small voice* Have you really? -grahamwboyes
So where the hell u been? Did it really take my tight butt to get you back? <blushes> -burrkiss
Death of a Thousand Papercuts? Someone's seen Swimming With Sharks too many times... -Clavenater
Alright, instead of mailing out just the DDCFC cards, I will send out a combo pack--DDCFC *and* COTDDC cards! :D (This works a lot better now that I have yours and CD's addresses to mail them out to--I'd better get crackin'!) How have you been? -snowcrash
I'm back!-Broke my wrist on some guy's head in a bar. Out for 3 weeks on percocet. -billybien
Actually my given name is Jason but I go by Jay a lot. And have since long before whatsername ever came on the radar. But don't think I haven't heard that a few godzillion times before :P -Jay911
The explanation of the Bathtowel is long and complicated, let me just correct them - It was a WashCloth on top of the Monitor. The BathTowel was supposed to go Under the Monitor. And it was a verified, working temporary fix for a known issue. -satanstech
With Power comes the Obligation to Use It Responsibly. It is sad that that Responibility is being Ignored so often in our Society. It is my mission in life to Highlight these wrongs using a kind of sick, backhanded humor. If you like a person's position on an issue, argue against them. It will give you both a chance to think deeply on the subject, and increase your faith in your position. I.E. Wear a "DAMM" (Drunks Against Mad Mothers) T-Shirt to a MADD meeting. - If you are so anti-drunk-driving, what are you doing with a Beer? -satanstech
Who's a punter? Fer 10 yrs. I was one of the guys that you ISP Tech Scum punted to. (Not that I blame you, those SoftWare Modems were shit) - SatansTech -satanstech
Codine and 1 beer. WHAT A MIX!!! I feel soo good, I feel so numbbbbbbbb <slams to Rob Zombie> -burrkiss
Sorry bud, my comment was not aimed at you... -Waylander
thanks for the compliment I just saw the time warp reference and typed the first thing that came to my head..think i should try to do the whole song and post to the tech songs? -kmonson
I think that if I did that opening speil, the would stick me on drugs...........actually, I think i'll start tommorrow. <grin<> -burrkiss
:P -burrkiss
Hi Tekkie! Long time no...something or other. Anyway, how ya been these days? :) Hope all's well... -snowcrash
I'll volunteer to raise your score :) -AOLTech
Thanks tekkie, comments amied at the AOL service don't bother me at all, commnets about the AOL software I feel like getting behind and pushing ;o) I t was just getting a bit thick about AOL techs recently...both your and riffs comments are appreciated -Waylander
i'm sending out a card for persephone, what's your mailing address -omegawolf
Thank goodness somebody recognised Nick Danger. Couple of good wave places I found today whle trying to find a good sig for myself, in case you might be interested. http://www.boo.net/~rarnold/firesign/tft_sounds.html http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Alley/8618/wavsg.htm Only familiar with the first Nick skit from a long time ago in a land far away. -Rabbitt
VCB had the idea something BOFHish -Waylander
Thanks for the condolences! :) -Zentar
Well, I dont HAVE to. I'm selling pics for $20. Just send payment to burrkiss@hotmail.com through paypal. <bfg> -burrkiss
I doubt that we work in the same place, unless you're in the UK? -pmillipede
You know I WAS thinking about putting the name tag above my 'tusshiee' and mooning, but if the webcam lens broke from the glare off my white ass, the next shot would be Riff's foot sticking outta me bunghole. Thats NOT my idea of a good party :D. -burrkiss
please excuse my ignorance on this one, but what is this forcewrap of which coward "turned us on to"? -wolfprince
I graciously accept your love, thank you. :-P -Mushroom
Tekkie, I think all new HP lasers (at least the 1*00 line) have the ability to accept older PCL command sets. I hade to do this recently for a client that had Nota Bene for DOS running on a DOS3.3 box! I didn't realize how many useful commands were put into later versions of DOS until I tried working on it. Eventually brought a Win98 boot floppy with me to work on it. HTH! -CTYankee
If you get stuck, one of our specialities is replacing printers on legacy applications. We can replace line printers with our laser, obsolete printer languages with our laser, etc. -LaserGuru
I guess that we are the only 2 who get the 4:20 thing. Puffpuff GIVE fool:D -burrkiss
The two 98's have cute anime girls inside of them, normally depicted as children of 95... and yes 95 does often go insane :) URL for the main OS-TAN website is http://nijiura-os.hp.infoseek.co.jp/ it's all in Japanese though. Majority is safe for work. -fearmyroot
Well, you will always be a star in my eyes. But you lost TSC's star :{ -burrkiss
Tekkie with a star looks so much better than tekkie without a star! Glad to see it back in the sky! -Rabbitt
Thanks for the welcome. Yeah, I like my pic, it's an old one though. :) -Vermiis
Thanks for the *HUGS* I needed it... back atcha. I was ready two years ago to help him out with the kids (the last time this happened) and he just took them and disappeared for almost two years - not for the first time. We go thru this about every two years or so, and I am tired of seeing those kids dragged from one hell-hole to another, to be evicted, change schools, held back for another year. Kudos to you for taking action with your grandchildren (and I know that's gotta hurt). They are lucky to have someone like you and your friend in their life. -MamaTech
Well, since you asked, I have indeed been lurking... ;-) -grahamwboyes
Can I keep the underwear? -billybien
give me your bosses e-mail... I'll send him the 100% post -srteach
Thanks for the mention, you must have missed one of the midstream updates - Tonia's been back to work almost a month now, and is at about 90% in terms of recovery. No more infection, regaining stamina, etc. -Grue
Thanks for the posting offer, I was in msn with Snowcrash and she offerd before I saw any updates. Thanks again. -NightRain
Joking aside, good luck with your carpet-drying problem - it's a real bummer when that sort of thing happens. Oh, and by the way, I could be wrong here (in which case ignore the following) but I've just noticed a certain similarity in email addys with someone I sent a thankyou to a short while back.....you've been rumbled! <hug> Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.... -Gromit
Thanks for the offer, but chefque already sent me an invite, and while I would like another 3 (so I can have both personal and business for both my wife and I), I know they are rare and saught-after, so I won't be stingy. -Dj
Wow, thanks. I signed my wife up to gmail already. -Dj
Re: RHPS and me as Frank. -IF-pictures had survived, I could be bribed. -NightRain
Hey Tekkie, can i get one of them thar gmail's please. -kerching
As long as you're offering g-mail, I'd apreciate one please. -StylinTechie
Thanks Tekkie -StylinTechie
If you still have gmail invites, I'd like one. If you have to email it, use my username from here at hotmail.com. Thanks! -CelticSkyhawk
Forgot to say thanks-- Thanks Tekkie. -kerching
I'll take a Gmail if you have any left thanks -compaq42
If you have any invites left I'd be real appreciative. -JustAGirl
I'm sorry to hear about your underemployment. You really don't need that, esp. not now. *hug* -snowcrash
I did call myself a girl, didn't I? *blushes* Now am I a lesbian cause I still like chicks? *grin* -burrkiss
I seem to remember something about a yin-yang cat tattoo... was that you? -namor
thanks:) *modest bow, sudden thud* damn, my huge new butt takes a bit of getting used to! *bfg* -timelady
Thanks for the compliment, and Happy New Year to you. I was worried that more might see the pun (more than one, actually, if you stretch) - as you know, there's no such thing as a -bad- pun, just underappreciated puns! -Grue
"No, no music video! I don't wanna see what gets used for the centerline in the capital E!" I have a capital "I" for your capital "O" *bepg* big evil perverted grin -burrkiss
"A-ooga clench" BUHAHAHAHAHAH Love it!! LOVE IT!!!!! BUHAHAHAHA -burrkiss
re disassembly/cleaning/reassembly of components...got the same habit from my folks. My father even used to disassemble, clean, reassemble, and reuse relays in his car (turn signal relays for the most part). Ever try interrupted gravity maintenance on a car horn (i.e. dropping it on the floor) to loosen an internal jam? -CTYankee
I have a outtie! -viennasausage * Is that when you're excited, VS? -Tekkie Jeez, I can't tell anymore. I been chompin' the Cialis like it was candy corn for about six months now. Add some peanuts and it tastes like a Payday!<bfeg> -viennasausage
And in other news today, rumor of a "Tech Geek Woman" without enough "Action" has sparked a massive work outage of Technical Support Staff all over the world. Highways are at a standstill as thousands of Geek Men embark on road trips in search of this elusive creature. Excuse me, I have to go pack my car with Cheetos and Mountain Dew for my own trip. More news at Eleven. <grin> -CyBear
Glad you noticed, we kiwis do have quite round butts. Actually I thought it was coming up for renewal but Hawk didn't send me a reminder (unlike last year, so I just kept an eye on it and hit it with the credit card as soon as my pants fell down due to arse shrinkage. -K1W1
awww, thanks!:) fellow antipodean hugs headed your way:) -timelady
Did you GIVE me a star? -RA
test -temp
I shave my crass cause it makes a bettter sound when I get spanked! -burrkiss
I was wondering how long it would take someone to notice that addy. LOL -THETECHFROMHELL
Well, Riff left me for a mutant-fish-eating-kolawa-gerbil. Can I come back honey? <Plants a major wetone on Tekkie with a 1 handed A-OOOGA butt grab> -burrkiss
</me> is standing in your room as ordered, what do you want me to do /:) -Armakuni
"Hmm, bend over backwards for burrkiss? OK, let's go" SCORE!!!!!!! -burrkiss
Tekkie, in the UK the Preference Services (mailing, telephone and fax) are absolute. Once you sign up you stay on them unless or until you yourself choose to de-register. Last year they beefed up the laws backing them and now if you mail, phone or fax anyone on those lists you are in VERY DEEP SHIT. Good, innit? -Gromit
"I just don't know but you could have knocked me down with a feather after he posted his score" Is tickling with a feather close enough?? -burrkiss
Hi Tekkie, no the hair is not all real. Wig, beard & moustache all fake... -Grayhawk
Glad to see that all of the tekkie that we know and love is still there. Wouldn't be the same around here with a small butt tekkie. -Rabbitt
Bugger! I intended to provide your next star (you well deserve it) but you beat me to it. I hope I'm allowed to admire the size of a lady's butt. <g> -StarsRus
Where you been sugga? -burrkiss
All is known... -Gromit
Hey, where ya been? Y'alright? -snowcrash
Thanks for the birthday wishes, sorry about taking so long to say thanks :( been too busy here at work the last 2 weeks :( -halitech
I develop printer forms for the car industry. Not exactly Uber 1337, but it's NOT PHONE WORK. I find I'm enjoying the simpler world of form development. :) -TechOgre
Hey, we're finally doing the shirts. What size would you like and where can I ship it to? Thanx -Hawkswifey
That looks a little better - we can't have you going round showing a star-less butt, can we? -StarsRus
Sorry I'm late to the big "Nice Butt Tekkie" party. Congrats. -Rabbitt
Racy yes, I just have to find the desire to type for hours. -burrkiss
Thanks, I plan to! -NightSteel
<Gromit dusts off Tekkie's whiteboard, writes a rude message, thinks better of it, erases it and creeps quietly away.> -Gromit
Tekkie, thanks so VERY much for your concern. I will be fine, in time. Today I am not very mobile though. I have a broken left fibula which requires no casting (whew) and a ton of bruises there. I have apparently got a torn MCL in my right knee, which has a "star" sized immobilizing brace on it. So much for a summer on my bicycle!! It was my own stupid inattention anyhow, it was my fishy move. So I feel stupid about the whole thing too :/ But nevermind, all will be fine longer term. Once again, thanks. -Mysty
Read any good books, lately? -lineswine
Tekkie, please email or WB me. -chazz
Your SO going to hate me when you figure out why your going to hate me. -burrkiss
OK, you said 7 or 8 weeks ago that I should update the injury report. Well, I got MRI results. I was hoping for a lot better. I am lucky, I am fairly mobile now, and not in a lot of pain. I am not so lucky though, as the right MCL is ripped off at the femur, the right ACL is ruptured and I have a small, previously undetected break in the tibular plateau. :/ 6-10 more weeks of the huge knee brace, lots of exercise to see if we can stablize this mess, then likely off to the surgeon for 2 ligament fixies. So, really, I have been getting about on 2 broken legs ! :) Grrr. -Mysty
I was in a bad mood this morning. Then I read your "Thursday" post. I laughed for a good 15 minutes at it. And felt much better afterwards. You made my day! :D :D :D -TheGhost
All pretty frosting, With no true substance within- Welcome message joy. :) -Confusion
In 4 years, you are the very first person to correctly pinpoint my name! I'm impressed! ....Oh! Hey! A kitty! -sandpuppeteer
'Rawr' she says... have you been getting into Facebook's human pets section again? *grin* So many apps to ignore... *lol* -teivrann
:) Why hello there. I am on your WhiteBoard, using appropriate grammar and spelling. -TranceGemini
Hey, thanks for remembering me. I'll try to get my star back soon, so I can format my rants! -billybien
Here you go - http://www.kli.org/tlh/sounds/HabQuch.au -Divinar
Don't worry about karma is not needed. It is just pulling weeds and mowing the lawn. Also help putting down new sod. Which is just me saying 'Verde hacia arriba' when needed. -DarkRookie
Welocme back to the galaxy!!!! -THETECHFROMHELL
Leathers fit great dahling *grin* -teivrann
Poutine - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNqh7vF2Rg&feature=youtube_gdata -Harm
Make sense at the time, it did. (BTW, you may wish to update your TSC profile -- your photo links to your Geocities site. As you know, there is no more Geocities...) -Captain Trips
"The Allied Supreme Commander In Charge Of Everything Electrical."? The ASCICEE... Sounds like they have to kiss... ummm... up to you :) -Avandor
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