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Bio: For my sins, I have to deal with application support for a living. I'm married to fuzzyom, both of us are childfree geeks who love star wars. My username is from Star Trek, I am pretty sure I am female, I drink tea by the gallon. I'm also the creator of Zombie Goat Bukkake. Fear me.
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Hi there, When your up in my back yard for your fitting, if you want help with directions etc... just let me know :) -nightwalker21
I'm less pure than BURRKISS???? WTFBBQ??......yes your a REAL dirty girl. BFEG. -burrkiss
Dear CD: My god your office rules are farkin' hilarious. I apologize for not checking in in a dog's age but please send me an email at Warrick1@rogers.com .. :) -Warrick
You really should get someone to draw a comic based on your office experiences. MCB and your ex-boss would make great characters. -SFinthemaking
Glad that you are ok. -Hawk
Congrats & best wishes to you and the Fuzzy one! -purplelinguist
Congratulations on the wedding, you'll need to show pictures and tell us how it went. -Warrick
Congrats on the wedding. May it last a thousand lifetimes. -getoffmyphone24
Congrats on the wedding, hope it all went off without a hitch. -Armakuni
Congratulations, CD! I hope you and Fuzzyom have a long and joyful time together. -NightSteel
Hey congrats! Haven't been around in a while, and it's nice to hear about your nuptials. best of wishes for a long happy togetherness :) -Hellion
Congrats to you and Fuzzy mom:) -THETECHFROMHELL
Congratulations on your wedding and all the best! -stpatience
Grats, CD! :) (Or should it be CF-D?) -taieena
Grats, CD! :) (Or should it be CF-D?) -taieena
Congratulations on your wedding!!!! -Hawk
Congrats on the wedding. I hope things went smoothly. -SwedishChef
Congratulations! -halfstarfish
Congrats to you two on the wedding! May %diety% smile upon you and may all of your days make you happy! -ecoli
Lineswine posted the pics for us all to see. WOW! The dress looks lovely on you, Fuzzy looks terrific, and you both look wonderful together! *toasts* -taieena
Congratulations to both of you. That is one knockout dress. Is'nt it sort of mid 15th century dame? Oh, and I'd have to agree with some of the posts on Fuzzyoms outfit. Sort of Harry Potterish. Best wishes to you both! -beatmewithstick
I wish to once again congratulate you on the wedding. Also, I come in hopes of bartering for my life. You see, I was the one who gifted your star to you. I hope you will at least go easy on me in light of this? -Darth
Congrats on getting married! Sorry it is a bit late but I have been distracted by lack of employment. I wish you all the best of life and happiness. -rockytech
Happy birthday! -Mango
Wow, Happy Birthday, CD!!!!! :) -taieena
Happy Birthday from accross the pond! -NOFXfan
You may not have to grow up, but you DO have to clock mileage...Happy Birthday! -Grue
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Another year older, another year escaping motherhood ^-^ -Gwynnthiere
Happy Birthday CD!!!:) -gashach
Just think - you're another year closer to retirement, your dotage and generally being past it! Happy birthday from all at Gromits Retreat. -Gromit
best birthday wishes!! -NightRain
Happy Birthday!! -THETECHFROMHELL
Happy Birthday! -My Cat Athena
I really wasn't all that concerned :D After all, you're a Brit and I'm a Yank. You'd at least have to get in touch with people over here to carry out your larts for you and there seems to be a lack of other TSCers in South Carolina. :P And Happy Birthday as well!! -Darth
CD, just wanted to say congrats on the nuptuals, you look stunning and so does fuzzyom, and added you to my flist on LJ - nbgeekgirl. Enjoy your honeymoon - I'm still waiting on mine (UK - Next year!!) -GeekGirl
Hey, CD, how far do you live from london??? and do you know any linux, or anyone that does? -duckhead
Hi, Re: your soapbox post. Is he ok? -Armakuni
CD - saw your post about missing bash.org and thought I would pass on another similar link to you - qdb.org. Similar site, and hopefully close enough to code for your manager. -DreadPirate
It's been a LONG time CD. Congratulations on the nups. I hope you can be as happy as Helldesk and I. All the best to you. -persephone
This is actually a comment to the tech rule...but I wanted to keep it between us. I know my husband is a geek because last night, while watching tv I was trying to come on to him...he brushed me aside to watch commercials for a new cel phone/digital camera/cam corder/ calculator thingy. -persephone
CommanderData, It's been a while but I wanted to say congrats. Listen I am writing a Movie Script and I was wondering if I could use some MCB Stories? Let me know, I think she is out of this world and think she should be on the big screen. -NoblesDad
OMG. Following some reading, have had to go through and read all about MCB and Ex-Boss. OMG. I may be new to TSC, but havepicked up on the concept of LART through plenty of years reading BOFH. Not wishing to sound like a gushing fan but you seriously are amazing. Just needed to say that. Sorry. :-) -SoldierJedi
R U THERE??', 'A/S/L???' 'WO T R U STUPIS???? <runs away, giggling> -lineswine
Oy, fat-arse! Move over willya, you're blocking the light. (Welcome back to the Big Butts Club) -StarsRus
Wondered if that was your butt I was bumping into - gettin a little crowded in here! *grin* Welcome back to the constellation. -teivrann
Welcome back to BigButts Anon, we missed ya. -wolfprince
didn't know if you saw this: http://www.techcomedy.com/single/new_stories.php?content_number=56306 -duckhead
Oi, Big Bum! Shift yer fat ass, I can't see me monitor! <giggles & runs, whilst you & your huge butt waddle on, far behind me> -lineswine
I've got one of Mitch Benns cd's, not sure what the title is but it includes 'The French are coming to get us' and I think is an early one , let me know if its the one you're after and I can always do you a copy, cheers Ed -Westgate
Hey, this is SFinthemaking, one of the lesser posting posters. I read your posts regularly, and I also read your Live Journal from time to time. I was wondering if you wanted to get into the Discworld MUD with me sometime, since it seems to be a common interest. -SFinthemaking
whe'res everyone else??? -Hellion
Test to see if I have the correct email addy for you. -Magenta
So, next etting will have you in 'Jet black hair, red nails & lips, vampire fangs, "tailored" clothes (grin) & a cloak? FFS woman, you just don't know when to stop, do you! -lineswine
Hey CD. I was pointed in the direction of your previous postings and I have to say, "you rock girl!" Love it. (bowing) -FixitWench
Hi, you live in Swindon, don't you? I just finished reading a book set there. Matter of fact I think your employer is in it. -concept14
Congrats on the new butt! (...and you thought I was gonna say "Big", didn'tcha?? ;) -Ulfgaard
Congrats on the new butt.. I thought the sun was being blocked from the east *grin* -Darkridr
Dear CD, saw this and thought you would find it amusing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nswnI1xEiGw (Note: food / beverage warning! <grin>) -CTYankee
Hey CD, been reading your Journal and there are comments that I want to post and wondered if you would add me. Not trolling though, I agree with a lot you say, but have different viewpoints. my lj info page http://itsuki-radika.livejournal.com/profile. Kitty -TechKittenNotts
ok, still would like to be added but just read the updated user details (have been away for a while) - sorry... lol... -TechKittenNotts
Hi there. I'm so sorry to intrude but I have a slightly nontech question. You can email me at J.T.Laurie@gmail.com It's a religious question nothing major just something I wonder if you have. Love your posts, by the way. I could never ever ever do anything like that and get away with it. I'd be in the roasting pan so fast you couldn't see them stuffing the apple in my mouth. Congrats on the wedding by the way. And Blessed Be. -AdmiralLaurie
Here you go! http://www.dosgames.com/gameindex.php It has all the games I mentioned, plus tons more - all for free. -Seamyst
I have been back reading the MsCB saga, and in a day where it has been unremitting back pain (which i know you grok too well), i actually almost wept with laughter. I had forgotten how funny they were - and how much you went through for our enjoyment:))) Thanks!!!!!!! -timelady
hay CD, if you are still looking for help on the game evil genius here is a link http://www.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/file/915014/38397 -compbrat
CD: Teiv's sig line (millihelen: the amount of beauty required to launch one ship) has been kicking around the Internet for longer than there was one. I first found it in a cookie file that was part of a fortune cookie program that had been ported to our mainframe OS sometime before 1979. While the file was continuously being added to, that quote was early in it, so I suspect it had been added prior to 1975. -chazz
Hi CD - this story should help explain the comic (registration required). http://www.latimes.com/business/la-me-microsoft10feb10,1,4593357.story Second page, "tangled on Web". -Shooter
Hi CD, I added you as a fried (oooeeer) on teh Livejournal.. my owns ID there is http://shayera0.livejournal.com/ Not as regularily updated, byt mah place :) -shayera
Oi! Fat arse! Move that butt out of the way...I can't see the TV! -lineswine
Congratulations on the promotion. May you be able to LART even more effectively! -Divinar
I saw this lil guy on deviantart and thought he'd help keep you company - http://tinyurl.com/chbbrk -ChildofCthulhu
Hi cd, I was just flicking back through the "coworker type" archives and saw your post about your worthless ex-boss, in which you said if anyone wanted to read a story you'd be willing to email it to them. if you'd like, could I please read said story? You don't have to if it will make you uncomfortable. Thanks in advance, and have a good rest of your day. -AdmiralLaurie
Now your ass size really does match your norks! *drool* congrats! -AdmiralLaurie
Couldn't find the sleep...found this one and thought of you... http://preview.tinyurl.com/ydczmpf -ChildofCthulhu
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